The Story Of Robert Luiten
Whomever is Robert Luiten Perchance?
Robert Luiten is perhaps the greatest mind of this generation. Considered by many to be the modern day contemporary of Socrates, DaVinci, and Abraham Lincoln, Robert has inspired awe and wonder into all of those he meets. He's really smart and handsome and rich and everyone loves him. And that's on god fr fr.
But how did he become the man he is today?
Early Life
Robert was born in Sussex, Britian on October 14th, 1991 to his loving mother Queen Elizabeth II and her secret lover, Scrimble The Love Wizard. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances of which Robert was conceived, and the position that his mother held, Queen Elizabeth II abondoned her son and left him to be raised by the dastardly Scrimble The Love Wizard. Scrimble The Love Wizard and Robert did some crazy stuff or something I think they made a flying car.
Scrimble The Love Wizard
Scrimble The Love Wizard is not a good man avoid this man at all cost do not let him into your home he will curse you hes evil i repeat do NOT let Scrimble The Love Wizard into your house.
Robert Get Leg Extensions
At the age of 16, Robert got leg extnesions. This added 4 1/2 inches onto his height.
Zeta Iota Gamma Mu Alpha Sigma Presidency
When Robert was admitted to the University of Washington, he immedetely joined the Zeta Iota Gamma Mu Alpha Sigma fraternity, and currently serves as the President. "I'm Robert Luiten", he has said, "I'm Robert Luiten from RobertLuiten.com". And we couldn't agree more.
Future Plans
RobertLuiten.com
How To Contact Robert
No one talks to the king fool.